From: "Lynda T. Carlson, Director, Division of Science Resources Statistics"
Dear Matthew Paul Gordon,
Help! The survey is closing soon, and your perspective is important to us.
The National Science Foundation (NSF), Division of Science Resources Statistics (SRS) really needs your input on the survey of early career researchers with doctorates or equivalent degrees, including postdoctoral researchers (postdocs).
I asked you for some money a bunch of years ago, and you said "Go shove it, kid." So, allow me to return the favor. You can take your survey and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Dr. Matthew P. Gordon, Ph.D.