My experiment may be made of fail, but at least there's funny stuff on the intargoogles to cheer me up, with the knowledge that there are some really dumb people out there. Some of my recent favorites:
Erstwhile biological physicist cum big-data wrangler. I seek interesting problems to solve, and apply my crushing intellect to make them submit to my will. I use whatever tools the job requires: I learn new programming languages and paradigms for breakfast. I am a relentless optimizer, of code, of process, and of myself. I like doing things I'm good at, and like becoming good at doing new things.